How many times have you been through this? You are in a local store and just happen to come across a sexy pair of briefs/jockstrap/whatever else you wear down there. As you are going through the hassle of ignoring all the giggles of the other customers and finding the courage to go through the elderly lady chasier's (you know the one that has to make small talk about every item she scans) line, you can only think of all the fun times you will have in this item. But when you get home this happens:
SERIOUSLY!!! The waist was perfect, color was perfect, my ass looked perfect. So why the hell would they make the crotch size so small. Even soft I still had to twist and curl my junk up until my eyes watered to make it all fit inside. I think this is some sort of sick revenge of underwear designers with small dicks.
I'm not a shy guy by any means. However; If I do get hard in public, I want it to look like there's a cock in my pants not some deformed lump. That's really the main reason I started going commando.
Maybe I'm missing something. How do you guys handle this? Is there any way to get underwear that isn't too big in the waist, but still has a decent dick pouch? A special brand I should be buying?
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